For years, I had no idea what I wanted, in terms of boys, while proclaiming passionately that I absolutely and completely did.
Ironically enough, this led to me defensively constructing the image that I was an individual who not only knew exactly what she wanted, but knew how to express it, and even how to express it in a clear, articulate, eloquent manner, even if that manner might have sometimes included dramatic flourishes.
[Examples include having argument in a rainy parking lot in which I got to stomp off towards my car immediately following a speech to drive off unsteadily into the darkness (true story) and being only semi-kidding about running away with a paramour from an ultra-Romantic, ultra-unconsummated love affair of mine (yeah, that one’s true, too). ]
So upon entering any kind of romantically-tinged relations with me, a boy expected that I would know what I wanted, so that if he so chose, he could offer those items, and that we could then build an emotionally stable, physically exciting, mentally rewarding relationship together.
Clearly, those relationships were hard to come by for me, and after exasperating conversations, arguments, and confessions, it came to my attention that clearly, I had no fucking clue what I was doing.
In this state, there is obviously no way I could engage in any sort of emotional relationship, and so for the better part of this past half of 2009, I set about fixing myself, finding myself, enjoying myself, and mostly, realizing what the hell it is that I really wanted from the male individuals that allegedly wanted something from me.
I was not imagining that these gentlemen, indeed, wanted something from me other than brief flings, whether emotional or physical. Here come the quotes.
“Well, you’re a hard one to pin down.”
“I’m going to be honest here, you’re like the ultimate emotional tease.”
“Amanda, you’re a mess. You have no idea what you want.”
“Sometimes I just feel like I don’t know you at all. Who is Amanda Garcia, seriously?”
These are quotes, with minute adaptation, from various gentlemen, who have, throughout various points in time, admitted that they wanted to be involved with my person in some romantic or generally emotionally attached manner. Rather dismal to read all in a row, so I apologize, dear reader. This is not a pity party, I promise– in fact, rather the opposite. After years of being told I am very much the stereotype of a crazy, emotional, spontaneously unstable girl, therefore resulting in these multiple relationship and commitment issues, I’m starting to realize that hey, maybe it’s not just me.
First of all, I’m not even going to try to answer who Amanda Garcia really is, as that’s basically a question that I’ve been working on for the duration of my life and still haven’t come up with a succinct answer to (although Twitter has required me to come up with ‘Hannah Montana meets Brett Ashley’ as a proxy).
And yes, I am a little bit of a mess. I can somewhat agree with that statement–my hair will never be coiffed perfectly, I will always spill my soda, my socks will always have holes, I will never apply liquid eyeliner with a professional precision, and my laugh will always be a touch too loud for the venue I am giggling in. These are facts.
But lately, although I tend to love the dramatic tensions and romantic idealizations of my (usually) unrequited relationships with gentlemen, I have, for once, “got my shit together” as stated earlier by my aforementioned dip into finding out and celebrating and enjoying ME, Amanda Garcia, and what I needed/wanted/liked/hated/etc.
In this manner, then, I figured out, with startling precision, exactly what I wanted from certain individuals, and exactly how much I wanted them. Believe me, this was a bonafide revelation in the life and times of A. Garcia.
The ironic twist, of course, (there always is one!) is that as soon as I had figured out exactly how to sort boys in general, which ones I wanted and which ones I did not, which ones I loved, and which ones I hated, and which ones were clearly only infatuated with me because of some vague ideal they created in their minds, which ones I would never date because they’d never understand the satisfaction of beating a RockBand song on Expert in the 90 percentile, etc, the most important individuals affected by my romantic decisions, for lack of a better term, freaked the fuck out.
I was, however, eerily calm and nonchalant. My articulate arguments and confessions were coming from a real emotional place. They were supplemented with examples, with sources, with quotes, at times.
I wasn’t confused. There was no vague wording that allowed for me to contradict myself later. I wasn’t scared of a cross-examination argument, because I had nothing else to hide behind.
I had decided what I wanted and when I wanted it, and that was that.
Except for the fact, then, that these certain boys, people I still continue to care about on some level, have yet to respond to my conclusions. With an honorable mention to a male who left a half-assed attempt response to a quite eloquent email of my true feelings and inclinations towards him by leaving me a voicemail and then never calling me back again (even when I gave him the benefit of the doubt and called back, giving up my personal pride [which I assure you, is monumentally hard for me particularly]), the message is still crystal clear.
For as long as these boys told me how confusing I was and how I didn’t know what I wanted, amazingly, it just turns out they were just far better at hiding all of that insecurity, instability, and general lack of strength to decide if they wanted me enough to just fucking go for it.
Welcome to the club, gentlemen: you also don’t know what the hell you want.
But this time around, you can count me out. After all, all the time I spend waiting around for you to finally want me back in the way I need to be wanted would be far better spent on mastering Metallica’s “Battery” on Rock Band. On drums. On Expert. With my eyes closed, why not?
Now that’s a goal I can put some effort into, not to mention impress people at parties with. Obv.
– A